Regular contributor Jim from Chicago attended a Resistance Pro show last Friday night and took these shots of Ashton Vuitton and his "loyal and humble" valet Eric St. Vaughn. Jim says that "Ashton and Eric interrupted the match of Jake "The Snake" Roberts and Raven who were hashing it out in the ring. In less than a minute, Ashton and Eric were flat on the mat and then placed one on top of the other to the fans' chant of "69!" If that wasn't enough, Jake Roberts' snake was let out of the bag." Smells like a feud is brewing. Thanks for these pics, Jim!
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Great photos, never seen these 2 before.
ReplyDeleteWe need to see a cute twink and a beefy guy like these 2 doing this on WWE, it would make sitting though a 19hour episode of Raw more bearable!
(what?..it's only 3 hrs long?!)
Dr. Fever, you think all the same things I do about WWE! It's really very refreshing.
DeleteWhat? You call that a "69"? Hate to break it to ya, boyz... but you're doing it all wrong! LOL
ReplyDeleteMaybe someone out there can show 'em how it's done.
DeleteI don't have cable, so I can't watch wrestling on TV. I'm not missing much. From time to time, I used to add up how much good quality wresting time there actually was in a program. I think I figured it averaged about 6 minutes for each hour, but those minutes were distributed throughout all the matches!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could say I was yearning for the good old days, but it's always been about the same. Too much jabber, too many promos, too few good match-ups and wrestlers who don't seem to know their business.
I'm grateful for YouTube. More control over what I watch.
Haha, Dr. Fever! Your posts always make me laugh. Too bad you're not in charge of WWE. I'm sure that their programs would be A LOT more enjoyable if you were. :)
ReplyDeleteI think the WWE should have me in charge, but that would mean the return of Sylvain Grenier, Shawn Spear, Chris Masters and Mark Jindrak.
DeleteMatt Striker would be sacked from commentating and would have to dig out his old style trunks and return to wrestling in the ring.
More hot submission wrestling, you can't beat a good long bear hug.
Also the cameramen would have to be training in gratuitous camera angles of arse,bulge shots.
You're hired, Dr. Fever. Please start yesterday.
DeleteHmmm...looks more like a "CROTCH-TO-CROTCH" position to me; still nice, but NOTHING compares to having the other guy's SWEAT-STAINED, BULGING, MANSCENTED-PACKAGE pressed right on up against your face! THAT, gentlemen, is nothing less than PURE HEAVEN!
ReplyDeleteDr. Fever, I totally agree with Stay Puft! Personally, you had me at "the return of Sylvain Grenier." ;) But, of course, I love ALL of your suggestions! Until the WWE gets smart (like that's EVER going to happen!) and hires you, at least we can enjoy your intelligent and witty comments on Bruno's blog. :)
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