Damn It! Where's the key to my locker? I know I put in there this morning!
Yeahhhh! It sure feels good to stretch out this shoulder. (My 'freshly-shaved' balls feel pretty good, too!) :)
Damn! I can't find that last kernel of popcorn!
Can't find him anywhere else >.<
I know there's a foreign object down there somewhere.
Wait a sec, let me put you on speaker.