Don't think a big wrestling boot will protect you from me. Sure, I could violate you between your big beef legs now, but I'm going to completely humiliate you, starting by destroying those boots protecting your ticklish toes. After that, you better just pray
Usually I wait and take the boot off but this time....
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ReplyDeleteIf I knew it was going to get stuck, I would have never kicked you in the teeth. Now PULL HARDER!
ReplyDeleteI call this hold the Agony of de Feet.
ReplyDeleteDon't think a big wrestling boot will protect you from me. Sure, I could violate you between your big beef legs now, but I'm going to completely humiliate you, starting by destroying those boots protecting your ticklish toes. After that, you better just pray
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm suffering from a bad case of pica! I'll get you new boots, I promise! After I lick you toes before breaking them. I'm lousy at apolologies.
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