Ok, aside from the captioning, I need to know who these two guys are!!
I found out that's Mr. Juicy and Mikey Broderick!
"What kind of pitiful superhero finds himself in my big evil ass? You're a sidekick at best, but I've just made you my bitch. Muscleboy scruff is the best ass scrubber out there and I love collecting them"
No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it...
"This is not what I expected when I said yes to a booty call."
OMG! I CAN see London and France!