HEY! Get yer ass on BACK here, A-hole! So you'd managed to smash through THIS small, brick shit house, but how 'bout you try smashin' through ME! Huh?!? And what are ya' lookin' down THERE for? You've never seen a REAL man before? C'mere and I'll give you a REAL good look at 'it'...up close and personal like! I'll shove it down your throat. Hey! Enough! My eyes are up HERE, Bitch!
Holy crap! I just had to go wee-wee and discovered my whole crotch has pixilated!
Oh rats! I forgot my trunks again!
"Hey Ref, that's NOT a foreign object!!"