Ethan, you smell so good! What's the cologne you're wearing?Eau de Virilité, thanks.
Are we just gonna stand here or are we gonna kiss?
First one to blink loses!
Ethan? Don't look back now, but your 'wife' looks a little jealous, standing over there. Let her know that I'm 'good' with a threesome, but she'll have to shave first; down 'THERE', too! (I likes my 'women' stubble-free!) :p
If we pretend he's not there, neither of us will have to touch ole Sasquatch in the corner.