it was there when I left the locker room
"I don't know . . . it was there a minute ago."
"Foreign object? Oh, you mean this thing?"
Are you sure this is standard pre-match procedure, ref?
Since they let the readers of BeefcakesOfWrestling become refs, Shawn isn't sure of the new pre-match checks!
That's not a foreign object - it's all home grown!!!
"My nuts hurt -- could you help me?!"
Ref: Yeah. Yeah, I got one too! Look, Spears! I won't warn you again: STOP focusing on your 'wee willie winkie', and get back to wrestling or I'll have to disqualify you...um...AND that little, shrinking gherkin that's hiding at the bottom of your trunks!