Ref: Yeah. Yeah, I got one too! Look, Spears! I won't warn you again: STOP focusing on your 'wee willie winkie', and get back to wrestling or I'll have to disqualify you...um...AND that little, shrinking gherkin that's hiding at the bottom of your trunks!
it was there when I left the locker room
ReplyDelete"I don't know . . . it was there a minute ago."
ReplyDelete"Foreign object? Oh, you mean this thing?"
ReplyDeleteAre you sure this is standard pre-match procedure, ref?
ReplyDeleteSince they let the readers of BeefcakesOfWrestling become refs, Shawn isn't sure of the new pre-match checks!
ReplyDeleteThat's not a foreign object - it's all home grown!!!
ReplyDelete"My nuts hurt -- could you help me?!"
ReplyDeleteRef: Yeah. Yeah, I got one too! Look, Spears! I won't warn you again: STOP focusing on your 'wee willie winkie', and get back to wrestling or I'll have to disqualify you...um...AND that little, shrinking gherkin that's hiding at the bottom of your trunks!
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