That LUCKY little tike! He's living MY dream! I wouldn't mind being that kid, spankin' Damien's (and/or Chuck's) hot butt, punching their various body parts, or tweakin'/twistin' one of their vulnerable nipples and watching them scream like little girls! Just look at those 'older boys' "gettin' off" on slapping the wrestler's butt. It appears that my insatiable, lustful fantasies are more widely shared, than others might feel comfortable enough to openly admit.
A little too close to the nipple, kid
The most dangerous move in all of pro-wrestling ... coming within arms reach of the fans.