Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Beef vs. Beef

Imagine if you will a match between French-Canadian Sylvain Grenier and Mexican luchador El Elegido -- two strapping, beefy musclemen who are evenly matched and evenly sized. This bout may never take place in the real world, but in our imaginations it can. I've created side-by-side composites to help you visualize what this match might look like. Who do you think would win? (Click on the images to see them in full size.)








8 comments:

  1. Their physiques are so similar that you wonder if Sylvain didn't apply some tanner and don a wig and mask!

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  2. They're BOTH great! I prefer El Elegido, but it's win/win for me. Either Elegido wins so I win, or Sylvain wins and punishes Elegido, and I win!

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  3. I like the way you think, Stay Puft! However, since I prefer Sylvain, it's win/win for me if Sly wins or if he's punished by Elegido. Actually, I may even prefer Sly getting punished! ;)

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  4. Sylvain is getting bigger, he is looking great here.
    A talented, believable wrestler who was wasted by WWE, Deff one of my all time fav hot wrestlers.

    I agree about watching Sly get punished, that is so hot!

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  5. Just seeing these pics is a win! I've always loved Sylvain. I wouldn't care who won. The best match would be a "Motel Madness" match - I'll supply the room!!

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  6. Hmmmm... in my dream, Elegido dances before the match, then several times during the match. Sly gets so annoyed that he traps him in a long, torturous bearhug. Elegido passes out for a moment, but revives before the ref raises his hand a third time. The two return to action, but again, Elegido dances. Sly applies the vice grip from behind. Elegido drops helplessly to his knees, but again, revives before the ref raises his hand a third time. Again, the action restarts, and again, Elegido ticks Sly off with another dance. This time, Sly gets him into a sleeper. Again, the ref raises Elegido's hand one, two, and... Elegido raises his hand triumphantly again! Sly is so outdone, he pulls a chain from his trunks and knocks Elegido out cold when the ref isn't looking. Yeah, that'll work for me.

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  7. Whoa, I don't think I've ever seen Sylvain looking so beefy. That chest and those nipples are insanely hot!!

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  8. Ditto on Sylvain's super massive pecs and nips - damn hot. Like to see Elegido torture him and throw him around like a rag doll. that would do it for me.

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