Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Caption This!

Time for some caption fun. What do you think this wrestler is saying or thinking? Write your captions in the Comments section below.

10 comments:

  1. any idea who the wrestlers are?

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    1. I want to say Ross Von Erich, but I can't be sure.

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  2. Hey, nice! Who's your bookmaker? Do you use Brummel's champagne formula for the shine?

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  3. Bootmaker, not bookmaker. Spell-check strikes again! And it tried a repeat in this comment. Curses!

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  4. "JOBBER JOEY" (THINKING TO HIMSELF): "WOW! And now there's some guy snappin' a picture of me...as if having my balls "POLED" and then CRUSHED ALL TO HELL by "CORPORAL PUNISHMENT" in that TREE OF WOE just now, wasn't embarrassing enough! OH GOOOOOOD!"
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    CORPORAL PUNISHMENT: (talking out loud as he walks around Joey Boy's beaten body.) "HEY, JOEY BOY! Are ya; gettin' a good look at my boots? Well THEY'RE gonna be gettin' RE-aquainted with your aching crotch in another few seconds! This SECOND kick shouldn't be as painful; I really let loose on that FIRST one. Hmmm...must hurt like a BITCH, huh?!? And after that, I think I'll Introduce my KNEE to that FORMER 'BASKET' of yours! Ahhhh, yessss...JOEY BOY! You're making me look REALLY good tonight! REALLY good!"

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  5. Awww fuckkkkk, that's a boot I'd be happy to lick any day!

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  6. really fucking hot wrestler

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  7. He's not 6' 2", he's wearing platforms!

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  8. "I grovel at your feet."

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  9. I'm just gonna rest here a moment. I'm thinking that job at the mall might not be so bad right about now. Maybe in a minute or two I'll get up to get my butt kicked again!

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