Monday, May 16, 2016

Muscle Monday : Ten

Here are ten musclebound beefcake wrestlers to pump you up.
1. Jessie Godderz

2. Sexy Peter White

3. Tino Sabatelli

4. Ivan Gromov

5. Hugo Knox

6. Mahabali Shera

7. Peter Kaasa

8. I can't recall this wrestler's name. Edit: Luther Ward

9. Darin Dinero & 10. Flex


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    1. In his masked persona, American Wrestling Warrior. Anon.

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  2. #4 Gromov is awarded the Mr. Congeniality prize for that impish grin and those magnificent muscles--they evoke for me power and beauty of a mountain range. What could be a grand prize photo gets sadly compromised, however, by the photographer, who could have achieved a much pleasing and more come-hither result using a 200mm or even 300mm lens and standing at some distance away. Thus vanish depth of field and perspective distortion in one fell swoop. TT

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    1. I enjoyed this thought about photo composition TT.

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  3. No Tino shade but Sabatelli slays the rest of these guys.

    Darin needs a haircut.

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    1. Two for two, I'm with you.
      Anon.

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  4. Jessie Godderz has a flawless body and a Hollywood face. By any measure, he rises to the top of any list.

    Why then, does he leave me flat and un-moved? I just don't find him attractive. I wish I knew why or how. I am truly puzzled. Perhaps ... he is too perfect? ... too sculpted, not real?

    Any one else share this feeling?

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    1. I was thinking the same thing. He should, but he doesn't. It also doesn't help (me, at least) that his public personality is that of a jerk. Anon.

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    2. I can relate. My conclusion is exactly that he's too perfect. I can't help but think a guy like him would be horrible to me in real life.

      But also, when he gets worked over — a big turn on for me — it feels overdramatic and thus a bit fake. He does have some moments though like here:
      http://sufferingmen.tumblr.com/post/134466124793/jessie-godderz-almost-getting-fucked-for-real

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    3. Yes! And the thing is, he really is a suprisingly good wrestler. Anon.

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    4. Agreed. I've never been a fan.

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  5. Kaasa's beard really suits him, I think.

    I hope to see more of Jake Something sometime...rrrrower.

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    1. Jake Something is in the works.

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  6. I concur that there is just something--who can say what?--about present day Godderz which is off-putting. The web yields many early pix of him which are, IMHO, far more attractive. I would welcome a retrospective gallery. He just seems harder than he was--as in marble.

    That reminds me of a sign I saw once, propped in the window of a diner: MARBLE CAKE $1.59. DON'T TAKE IT FOR GRANITE!

    I also long to see more of Godderz, even today's man, squashed in the ring. (Who else wants to see Chris Masters wipe him out? Over a tantalizing period of time, 15 mins at least?)It would also be OK with me if he wore a greater variety of trunks, as long as each one was skimpier than the one before. TT

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  7. A retrospective on Godderz would definitely be cool. Though to be honest, I don't think he's really changed much, but maybe such a post would reveal something different.

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  8. Honorable mention to Bryan Cage :)

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  9. Honorable mention to Bryan Cage :)

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